Lease nuclear weapons
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Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag
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A Blonde Job Interview
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List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife…
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There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Hide and squeak!
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