If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...