Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Car Dimmer Switch Modification
STATE OF CALIFORNIADEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE 1700 “J” STREETSACRAMENTO, CA 95368PETE WILSON HARRY WALBRATHGOVERNOR DIRECTORBULLETIN...
Insurance Form Statements
Insurance Form Statements…Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?They had...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...