George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
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Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
S.H.I.T (Special High Intensity Traning)
Special High Intensity Training – S.H.I.T.MEMORANDUMTO: All EmployeesFROM: Communications ServicesSUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAININGIn...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...