Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Army fitness report
|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
With a puzzled look on his face…
With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,”Say, mom, why is...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...