Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
Feminist Fairytale!
Feminist’s Fairytale!! Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon...
Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...
Why bikes are better than women!
1. Bicycles don’t pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3....
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...