My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
DUMB Questions Part 3!
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?If there...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
How many times.
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
Solve Indian puzzles
|An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...