It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
Male Stages of Life
Stages of LifeTHE MALE STAGES OF LIFEAGE DRINK 17 beer 25 bourbon 35 vodka...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
The Doc\’s affair.
A doctor from Canada was having an affair with one of his female co-workers.One...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...