Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
Apple sues Apple Corp.
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...