Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them....
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...