Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband…
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with...
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...