Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
An organization that makes men fear marriage
|The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.It seems that in...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...