Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
Why do men die first
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries..But, now we know. If...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Your co-worker is a computer hacker
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9....
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...