Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Business Classified Definitions
ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You’ll be making under $7 an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You’ll be...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...
Men’s Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!