Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
Genie bottle
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
Blonde on a Cruise!
A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...