Catching many fish
|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier...
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there,...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...