redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...
Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
A little sports match
“…And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We’ll be...
Email Like Penis
WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENISSome folks have it, some don’t. Those who have...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...