Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...
How have times changed?
|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then,...
Signs and notices 15
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!