Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
His and her road trips
|HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
War ad
Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...