This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
To Keep A Man Interested
What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Tree Talk
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....