blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
At the Bull acution.
This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine...
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...