Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
Jesse James
Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City. As...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!