Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress…
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?A. It took her a...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...