Yabba Dabba
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago…
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...