When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
Stupid Stuff 3
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Did you hear about the spanish fireman…
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and...
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...