How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...
Keep Your Seat, Please!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...