Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Brain or muscles?
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
Card games
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left...
Jeff the Bellboy
Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...