Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
Real news headlines 07
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Whatever Their motives,...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...