Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can...
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...