Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street…
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding...
Two Italian construction workers…
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...