Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
How much will this cost me?
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Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
Toddler Miracle Diet!
New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet. The...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary....
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
Sorry Texans….A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...