Armando asks…
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
Phrases for Work.
48 Phrases you wish you could say at work!1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy...
Wedding preparation guidelines
|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
Church Collection Distribution
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they...