Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Bad News 4
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....