10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
A bad bet!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
In West Kerry
|In West Kerry, the wife commented, “When we were first married, you took the...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
A kind of sport
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the...