Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don’t have...
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...