Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
Stupid Stuff 2
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”That race was all about...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and...
A rookie police officer was assigned…
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced...