Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
Why did the boy…
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer…
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
Knock Knock Jokes 10
Knock Knock Who’s there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! Knock Knock Who’s...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...