Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition…
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
Husband Looks Bad
The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife....
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...