Cheap plastic rings
|A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...