Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know...
Undocumented Windows Errors
?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet?WinErr: 003...
Blond Alligator Shoes
Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to >...
Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
Diary of a New Snow ShovelerDecenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow. The...