Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
Sue over the property
Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other?...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out…
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession,...
A big accident
On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in...