New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
Blonde Inventions!
The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3)...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton…
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her...