Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa,...
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel…
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young...
Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
Guess who knows the state capitals?
|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...