Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
Adam and Eve.
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
New Words for the 90s
New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...