What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
No Jobs.
Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit?A: Because they heard there...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Blonde and The Coke Machine
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.