What is the difference?
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old...
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work…
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding...
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
A serious condition
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!