Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...
Free marriage ceremony
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Amicable old lady
“Dear Reyer School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your...
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.