Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
Cajun Virgin
In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...