I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Leader of the HMO
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large...
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...
Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...