A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
Will Rogers On Men
How could Will Rogers say, “I never met a man I didn’t like”?He never...
Doctors Daiquiri
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...